never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
The air was thick with penises
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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