Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
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Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
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I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You are the jesus of drinking
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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