I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
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SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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