Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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