so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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