Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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