Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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