I got her a Nickelback box set.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Found the puke drawer
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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