party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
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I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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