Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
True but thats because hes a fetus.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
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Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
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There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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