my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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