Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Everclear isn't food dammit
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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