im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
He felt like a one man threesome
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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