But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
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I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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