Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
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You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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