Plan B is the new Plan A
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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