susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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