Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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