He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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