You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
