we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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