Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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