you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
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he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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