I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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