Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
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Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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