when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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