these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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