He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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