Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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