i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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