Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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