Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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