So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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