How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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