is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Alive.
So much puke
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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