Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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