On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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