I showed him my bush... on skype.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
worst night to have a conscience
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
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