We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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