Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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