Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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