plz talk dirty to me
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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