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i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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