school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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