Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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