literally had 100 drinks last night.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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