I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
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On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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