Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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