Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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