you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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