none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Dicks are not precious.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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