The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
love makes seman taste better
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I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
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She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
You almost got us killed.
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