I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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