Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
is that a dick in a sweater?
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