It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
