He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
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i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
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His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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