Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
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I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
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This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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