we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
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Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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